Post by Nick Jacobs on Jul 3, 2009 18:29:39 GMT -5
Morris: Hello pic fedders! I'm Nick Morris, the new commentator for Next Gen Wrestling! We're presenting you, cleaned, ironed, and neatly folded, our match for Freedomania 2009.
Morris: First through the curtains is the "Badass from Blackpool", William Regal! Regal weighs in tonight at 235 pounds.
Morris: Now entering the ring is "The Iceman" Dean Malenko! Malenko currently lives in Tampa Bay, Florida, and weighs in at 213 pounds.
Morris: The traditional "collar and elbow" as we get underway.
Morris: Malenko gets whipped into the ropes but fires a nice lariat!
Morris: Malenko with the baseball slide! Knocking Regal to the floor!
Morris: Malenko looking to fly here?
Morris: Oh my! Malenko hits a huge dive to the floor!
Morris: Ooh, nasty forearm from William!
Morris: Malenko fires back with an elbow to the face!
Morris: Regal seems a bit dazed after that shot..
Morris: LARIAAAAAT!
(1..2..
Morris: Nope! Malenko kicks out at 2! Regal looks frustrated.
Morris: Irish whip into the buckles.
Morris: ROARIIING...
Morris: LARIAAA...
Oh, Malenko missed.
Morris: Dropkick from Malenko!
Morris: Good God, Regal lands head first on the floor!
Morris: Good god, that's blurry!
Morris: Suicide Dive! Oh no!
Morris: Malenko lands with a splat on the floor!
Morris: YAKUUUZAAAAA!
Morris: Cover!
(1..2..
Morris: Malenko kicks out again!
Morris: They've already done this!
Morris: The velocity of the irish whip sends Regal flying!
Morris: Basement dropkick!
Morris: Snapmare takeover.
Morris: Jesus christ! Malenko just kicked him in the spine! Regal isn't a football, Dean!
Morris: No go on the senton!
Morris: Back suplex!
Morris: My god, Malenko just tossed Regal into the ropes with a huge German!
Morris: Oklahoma roll!
Morris: Regal kicks out before the ref can count!
Morris: D.R. DRIVAAAAAA!
Morris: Malenko locks in the Cattle Mutilation!
Morris: Pardon my French, but how the fuck did Regal get to the ropes!?
Morris: Malenko tries again, but Regal gets out!
Morris: Big Knee!
Morris: The RegalPlex! Dropping Malenko on his head!!
Morris: And Malenko somehow finds the strength to get his foot on the rope!
Morris: Not again!
Morris: Malenko lands on his feet! Like a cat! A cat, I tell you!
Double elbow!
Morris: Both men are down!
Morris: Lariat lined up..
Morris: Wow, Regal fails at life...and lariats.
Morris: Hurricanrana!
Morris: D.R. Driver again!?
Morris: HEY! REGAL REVERSED!
(1..2..3)
Morris: Oh my god, Regal wins! Regal wins!
Morris: A handshake!?
Morris: Malenko accepts!
Morris: What a great show of sportsmanship folks.
Morris: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for watching Next Gen Wrestling's contribution to Freedomania! Enjoy the rest of the show!